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    Crabby Wife.......

    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

    'We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
    wife,' said one trooper.

    Tell me! Did you find her?' Wilkens shouted.

    The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news,
    some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

    'Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, 'Give me the bad news
    first.'

    The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
    found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.'

    'Oh my God!' exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,'What's the
    good news?'

    The trooper continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
    pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.'

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the
    great news?'

    The trooper said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
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    He's probably the one that put her in there...


    although, Kachemak Bay is a bit of a drive from Anchorage...
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    that's funny-ish... haha.
    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah87 View Post
    that's funny-ish... haha.
    Do you wanna go to Kachemak Bay? I promise not to throw you in. The crabs aren't running yet
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Hahaha...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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    Oldie, but goodie.

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