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11-10-07, 10:03 PM #1
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
'We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,' said one trooper.
Tell me! Did you find her?' Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?
'Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, 'Give me the bad news
The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.'
'Oh my God!' exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,'What's the
The trooper continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.'
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the
The trooper said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]
11-10-07, 10:11 PM #2
He's probably the one that put her in there...
although, Kachemak Bay is a bit of a drive from Anchorage...He who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
11-10-07, 10:27 PM #3
that's funny-ish... haha.May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
11-10-07, 10:47 PM #4
11-12-07, 08:05 PM #5
Hahaha...Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
06-11-11, 01:34 AM #6
Oldie, but goodie.
Those crafty Alaskan Troopers....
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06-11-11, 10:01 AM #7
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