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Thread: When I say I'm broke...I'm broke
11-12-07, 05:30 PM #1
When I say I'm broke...I'm broke
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"No thank you!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it back open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning. When I say I'm broke...I'm broke.""People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
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11-12-07, 05:36 PM #2
Heh, heh. I hate door to door salesmen.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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11-12-07, 07:04 PM #3
Damn!Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-12-07, 07:09 PM #4
Lol, thats some funny stuff right there.
i wish i would of thought of that line beofre i bought a kirby sweeper from the damn door salesman.
Thats the only thing i won in the divorce believe it or not., lolYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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11-12-07, 08:03 PM #5
I thought that was gonna be an amish jokeHe who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
11-12-07, 09:10 PM #6
That is good, I had the Kirby guy try to sell me one. He came to my door I let him in and he started to vacuum my floor telling me all about the kirby. So I asked if he had gotten a permit to go door to door from the town I live in. he said no I then informed him that where I live you have to have a permit. Needless to say my whole house got a vacuum before he left. The best part was when I told my captian and he asked if I was going to reffer the guy to his house.*********You can't fix stupid*****************
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