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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    Won't the highway figure out on its own that it's adopted when it realizes that it looks different from its adopters?

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    dont they wonder who their real parents were?
    i figured when it is five.. it could have some sort of understanding
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    I think that 7 is good. It will understand a bit better.




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    The answer is you never fucking tell your highway, do you understand me! You don't ever let them know! Because if you tell them one day they wake up and go on an endless and pointless search for their real parents and they find them and figure out their parents are a bunch of rich assholes who left them because they had to catch a flight to Cancun and they wouldn't allow babies on board so your parents left you at the airport with a baggage lady until.....ehhh, nevermind. Sorry.

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    You should explain it to them by the time they are 5. You want to be the one to tell them before they find out from the another highway at school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    The answer is you never fucking tell your highway, do you understand me! You don't ever let them know! Because if you tell them one day they wake up and go on an endless and pointless search for their real parents and they find them and figure out their parents are a bunch of rich assholes who left them because they had to catch a flight to Cancun and they wouldn't allow babies on board so your parents left you at the airport with a baggage lady until.....ehhh, nevermind. Sorry.


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    Well its like one day its gonna be sitting there and figure out that they look nothing like the Kiwianis and really be upset, i dont think you want to go there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    The answer is you never fucking tell your highway, do you understand me! You don't ever let them know! Because if you tell them one day they wake up and go on an endless and pointless search for their real parents and they find them and figure out their parents are a bunch of rich assholes who left them because they had to catch a flight to Cancun and they wouldn't allow babies on board so your parents left you at the airport with a baggage lady until.....ehhh, nevermind. Sorry.

    hands you a coupon to cash in for one flight to Cancun...
    maybe they are still there

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    I kind of think they'll figure it out on their own, as most here seem to get adopted by different people every few years anyhow.
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    F'd up poll!

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    i'm confused

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    I don't remember how long my family has had ours but we still haven't told it.
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    AHAHAHAHA... either it's late or this is really funny. Or do you need to be from MN to understand.

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