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11-13-07, 12:50 PM #1
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2007 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
11-13-07, 01:02 PM #2
OMG, that is amazingly funny ehhh!!!!!!OPD Explorer Post #2235
I never thought there was such thing as a stupid question, then I became a security officer.
11-13-07, 01:04 PM #3
LOL That's a good one!!The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu...
THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
11-13-07, 01:05 PM #4
Great loved it
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11-13-07, 01:24 PM #5
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11-13-07, 04:32 PM #6
Excellent.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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11-13-07, 07:29 PM #7
That was funny!!!
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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