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    10 Finkers:

    Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.


    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."



    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."



    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2007 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"



    Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
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    OMG, that is amazingly funny ehhh!!!!!!
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    LOL That's a good one!!
    The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu...

    THAT scared them off...

    Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.

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    Great loved it


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    Excellent.
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    That was funny!!!

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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