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    Government letters

    I got this from a buddy and had to share



    Subject: Government Letters


    150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
    Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number
    of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF,
    etc., etc.
    Now we have the 'Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service'.
    Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs:
    F. A. T. A. S. S.
    The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
    I feel safer already.






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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

 

 

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