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    Hotlines aren't what they used to be!

    I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

    I was handed-off to a 'call center' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

    They were very excited at hearing this and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.

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    Amazing ...... That's so sick I like it.

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    Sweet tea out the nose funny.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    But you're a deputy, you can't give me a ticket!

    Yea Ok, sign here and press hard there are 4 copies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARG View Post
    Amazing ...... That's so sick I like it.
    And You are so bad, I gotta like you

 

 

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