Subject: Living Will Form

Living Will Form

I , __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do
not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up
the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:
______a cold beer
______a Margarita
______a Scotch and Soda
______a Martini
______a Vodka and Tonic
______a Bloody Mary
______a steak
______lobster or crab legs
______the remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______the sports page

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it
a day.

With God as my Witness,____________