: Kid Joke
e: Kid Joke
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one--"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute I have to go pee", said Michael.
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Bill, how would you say it?"
" I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but, it's still not very nice to say bathroom at the table. And you little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darlin` may I please be excused for a moment. I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted....
Bill Cosby was right....kids do say the god damndest things.