You know you're from Canada when...

[Bosco3379]

You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -40 a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelery and your Sorels.
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."
You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You know what a Mickey and 2-4 are.
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You brag to Americans that: , Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Tom Green, and many more are Canadians.
You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
You know what a touque is.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"
Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.
There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.
You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.
Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize. Canadian lottery winnings are non-taxable!
Everything is labelled in English and French.
Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
You say 'aboot' not 'about'
You know what the plug at the front of the car is for
You can ALMOST understand what Jean Chrétien says
You know what are Tim Horton, Zellers and Canadian Tire
You have a Canadian flag sewn on your backpack (unless you live in Québec)
You go overseas and insist that you are Canadian when people hear your accent to make sure they won't think you are American

[Buttercup]

I remember Casey and Finnegan, are they still around??

I always thought that CBC had better coverage of the Red Wings games than the local channels.

[1*girl]

Milk comes in plastic bags?! Whaaat????

[Evans]

tried labatt blue once... didnt care for it too much...

[Buttercup]

Forgive my hijacking, but.....

Bosco!!!!

You are much too young for your subtitle!!

[MacLean]

He fancy's himself a wee bit older.

Listen to him in chat sometime!

[Buttercup]

He fancy's himself a wee bit older.

Listen to him in chat sometime!

Oh, no! Not sweet, innocent Bosco!!

[Bosco3379]

Milk comes in plastic bags?! Whaaat????

He fancy's himself a wee bit older.

Listen to him in chat sometime!

Oh, no! Not sweet, innocent Bosco!!

[1*girl]

Is that real milk or condensed?

[gopherpuckfan]

It's real milk. They briefly had it around here when I was growing up.

[Evans]

The milk in a bag thing is creepy!

[hush29]

tried labatt blue once... didnt care for it too much...

I've had Labatt Blue, not too bad. But i was already drunk when i tried it.

[CTR man]

Milk in a bag is definitely a Canadian thing.

What scares me is I actually know some of those.

You brag to Americans that: , Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Tom Green, and many more are Canadians.

You can add Celine Dion to that list. Whats Ironic about that is she sings a great "God Bless America".