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11-17-07, 04:21 PM #1
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Little Terminator
ONE DAY LITTLE TERMINATOR HEARD A NOISE AND PEEKED INTO HIS PARENTS ROOM TO CHECK IT OUT.
HE OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE HIS MOM BENT OVER THE DRESSER AND DAD GOING AT IT BEHIND HER. TERMINATORS DAD SAW HIM AND GAVE HIM A LITTLE WINK AS TERMINATOR CLOSED THE DOOR.
AFTER BUSINESS WAS FINISHED DAD WENT TO CHECK ON LITTLE TERMINATOR. HE OPENED HIS BEDROOM DOOR TO FIND GRANDMA BENT OVER THE DRESSER AND LITTLE TERMINATOR GOING AT IT BEHIND HER.
DAD YELLED, 'TERMINATOR, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!'
LITTLE TERMINATOR REPLIED, 'IT'S NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT'S YOUR MOM IS IT?!'YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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11-17-07, 04:23 PM #2
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Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
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11-17-07, 04:29 PM #3
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Even Better.....too bad you can't unsign it so he doesn't know who did it.
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
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11-17-07, 04:30 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Car 4
Justin (Pudge) called and gave me the idea, so i ran with it!
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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11-17-07, 04:32 PM #5
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Originally Posted by k-9max
Justin (Pudge) called and gave me the idea, so i ran with it!
I did what?????? (checks call history and shakes his head)"Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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11-17-07, 04:37 PM #6
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Did you delete it already, ??? Originally Posted by Pudge113
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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11-17-07, 04:38 PM #7
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that's great.
May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
12/12/44- 2/26/09
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11-17-07, 04:43 PM #8
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Originally Posted by k-9max
Did you delete it already, ???
HAHAHAHA"Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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11-17-07, 05:10 PM #9
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It appears that many members are scared to comment.
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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11-17-07, 05:17 PM #10
It's empty and cold without you here
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I was out Originally Posted by k-9max
So, I guess term has gotten laid once...with a woman
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11-17-07, 05:32 PM #11
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious asshole!
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11-17-07, 05:53 PM #12
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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that was funny
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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11-17-07, 06:48 PM #13
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Probably would have been funnier if the same joke wasn't posted two weeks ago.
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11-17-07, 09:12 PM #15
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Sorry Term, but that was funny!
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
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11-17-07, 09:35 PM #16
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That was a good one!
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11-18-07, 06:42 AM #17
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Originally Posted by Rhino
You live for that, don't you?And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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11-18-07, 11:35 AM #18
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Does Jrae know about this?
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11-18-07, 12:14 PM #19
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that was funny, but why am I picturing lil term needing to stand on a stack of phone books or a chair or a milking stand to reach? And somehow I doubt lil term could break cheek
500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
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11-18-07, 02:31 PM #20
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Yeah- I've been waiting 2 weeks to use that pic. Originally Posted by conalabu
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