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    THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

    THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
    "How many are coming?"
    "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
    "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
    "How long do I beat it before it's ready


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    Lol nice

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