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11-20-07, 05:12 PM #1
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Poor Old Terminator
An old man, Brad, resided in a nursing home. One day, he went into the nursing office and informed the nurse that his penis had died.
The nurse realized that Brad was an old, forgetful gentleman, so she decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Brad was walking down the halls of the nursing home. To the nurse's surprise, his penis was hanging outside his pants. "Bradley, I thought you told me your penis had died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing."
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11-20-07, 07:32 PM #2
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That happened just last week at his department.
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11-20-07, 07:37 PM #3
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Haha, the day my penis dies is the day JRae leaves me.
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11-20-07, 07:49 PM #4
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Don't know why,, but that just cracked me up.
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Haha, the day my penis dies is the day JRae leaves me.
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11-20-07, 07:52 PM #5
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Could be, cause you know its true. Originally Posted by Big Al
Don't know why,, but that just cracked me up."Sometimes doing the right thing, is not doing the right thing."
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