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11-24-07, 10:49 PM #1
Drivers License Tells All
Drivers License Tells All
A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house
for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,'
the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two
friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the
little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look
at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it
has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are, you are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you
find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why
you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
11-25-07, 06:34 AM #2
sounds like my ex fiance!
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
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There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
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12-09-07, 05:29 PM #3
Hahahahah, that's awesome!Alpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
12-09-07, 06:29 PM #4
Hahahaha, FunnyYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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