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    The Flu

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
    admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
    pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
    sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared

    As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
    noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
    with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

    The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
    and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
    could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you
    would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

    "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
    the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
    ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet
    and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
    haven't had the flu all winter?"

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia

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    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in alignment with his employer. Matter of fact, the poster will deny any knowledge of any post... this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds...

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    I'm going to have to get a cut glass bowl now.

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