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11-25-07, 03:12 PM #1
Don't touch the buttons ...
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist(Basic nature of man ).He pushed WW.
warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms
don't have nice things like this.(Always envious)
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
powder puf caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of
spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom
was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would
be supreme ecstasy.(Always in search of supreme
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was
in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I
remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your p*n*s is under your pillow."
(Why be so anxious to touch every thing.
sometimes this may prove fatal.So take
care of your bad habits)
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
11-25-07, 03:27 PM #2
Heard that one a long time ago but its still funny
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
11-26-07, 12:49 AM #3
that's pretty funny!May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
11-26-07, 01:03 AM #4
that is very true and funny.... women's things are so much nicer than men's... oh and it sucks to be him
11-26-07, 02:51 AM #5
I'm pretty sure that even the idea of an "ATR" grosses my out really badLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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