(CAUTION: This may cause you to say;
"ewwwwww!!!!! yuck!!!!".
Queasy stomachs should stop here.)


Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin
Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 2005.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts
at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds
of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or
an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.

The newspaper headline that day read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY
THIS MORNING......