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11-26-07, 09:09 PM #1
Why so serious?
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At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, lead singer Bono asked the audience
for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his
hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the
microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd
pierced the quiet... "Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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11-26-07, 09:23 PM #2
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I'm your huckleberry...
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11-26-07, 09:36 PM #3
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11-26-07, 11:08 PM #4
I get PAID to do this?
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LMAO ! ! !!
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11-26-07, 11:30 PM #5
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ROFL LMAO!!!
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11-27-07, 12:18 AM #6
I'm the one in the middle
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Haha that's awesome!
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11-27-07, 01:09 AM #7
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is was thought they were going to say clap faster which would have been heartless and mean. but that was funny.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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11-27-07, 03:25 PM #8
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LOL Good one!
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11-27-07, 03:47 PM #9
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