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    Scots

    At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, lead singer Bono asked the audience
    for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his
    hands, once every few seconds.

    Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the
    microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in
    Africa dies."

    A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd
    pierced the quiet... "Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"


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    ROFL LMAO!!!


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    is was thought they were going to say clap faster which would have been heartless and mean. but that was funny.


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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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    LOL Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    ROFL LMAO!!!
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