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11-26-07, 09:09 PM #1
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, lead singer Bono asked the audience
for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his
hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the
microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd
pierced the quiet... "Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
11-26-07, 09:23 PM #2I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
11-26-07, 09:36 PM #3
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
11-26-07, 11:08 PM #4
LMAO ! ! !!Never Search Alone !
In memory of Captain Robbie Bishop
*Can someone explain to me why the heck I should have to Press 1 for ENGLISH ???
11-26-07, 11:30 PM #5
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
-- Ambrose Redmoon
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11-27-07, 12:18 AM #6
Haha that's awesome!Former member of the LNC
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11-27-07, 01:09 AM #7
is was thought they were going to say clap faster which would have been heartless and mean. but that was funny.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
11-27-07, 03:25 PM #8
LOL Good one!Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
11-27-07, 03:47 PM #9
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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