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11-27-07, 11:22 AM #1
Top 10 Reasons The North Pole Police Are Called
10. More shots fired at Santa's house
9. To remove the Elf with vibrating electric football set in his pants from
8. Unlicensed street vendor caught selling reindeer kabobs
7. Rudolph busted for showing what else he can make glow
6. Noise ordinances violated by Kathie Lee's singing
5. Rowdy teens chasing Frosty the Snowman with a hair dryer
4. Deranged gingerbread man arrested after several hours on street corner
shouting "Eat me!"
3. Mrs. Claus nabbed for hooking on 9th Avenue
2. "Send the jaws of life: the old man's got his fat ass stuck in a chimney
1. ElfjackingDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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11-27-07, 12:43 PM #2No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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11-27-07, 12:52 PM #3
11-27-07, 02:09 PM #4
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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