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    Two very tough questions.

    Got this in an email, do you think there's any truth to it? .... the best is the last....



    2 TOUGH QUESTIONS


    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
    already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
    one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
    you recommend that she have an abortion?


    Read the next question before looking at the
    response for this one.



    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
    your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
    candidates.







    Candidate A.
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
    chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.










    Candidate B.
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
    whiskey every evening.










    Candidate C
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
    cheated on his wife.













    Which of these candidates would be our choice?
    Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
    response.


    -------------------------------------------------------------










    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.






    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
    question: If you said YES, you just killed
    Beethoven.






    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
    before judging someone.
    Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
    reading..






    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic






    And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
    that has a little more than 500 employees and has
    the following statistics:
    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
    least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
    last year...

    Can you guess which organization this is?









    Give up yet?











    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
    The same group
    that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
    designed to keep the rest of us in line.
    __________________


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    Very interesting......does make you think.

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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    wow.......this is very interesting

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    Beethoven's Grandmother should have had the abortion


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    I've seen that one before...and I killed Beethoven both times...

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    Seen it before, but does make you look at things differently.
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    Makes me think of snopes. (sorry to be a wet blanket)

    http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Makes me think of snopes. (sorry to be a wet blanket)

    http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp
    I like how snopes does not includes documentation or anything to prove the validity of what they say with their articles
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
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    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    I like how snopes does not includes documentation or anything to prove the validity of what they say with their articles
    Dude...it's on the interweb, which means it is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    I like how snopes does not includes documentation or anything to prove the validity of what they say with their articles
    Well, for the historical bits, it would be an encyclopedia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Well, for the historical bits, it would be an encyclopedia.
    But, they don't list one...so, how do I know they are using one?
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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