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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

    Indubitably

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    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

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    Passive-aggressive disorder

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    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

    "Thanks, but I don't want to have sex"

    "Nope, no more booze for me"

    "Sorry, but you're not really my type"

    "Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?"

    "Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing...."


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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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