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    FBI Job Opening

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two
    men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
    your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
    you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
    your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
    out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
    room.Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
    crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

    The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat
    from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
    death with the chair."
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    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]

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    nsb22 should take note of this.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    nsb22 should take note of this.

    "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
    -- Ambrose Redmoon

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