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    A Man and His Harley

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...
    "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said...
    "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said...
    "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time and finally he said...

    "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


    The Lord replied...
    "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    That's a good one.

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    Nice!

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    that one never gets old
    "Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

 

 

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