A Man and His Harley

[Wolven]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said...
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said...
"Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time and finally he said...

"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


The Lord replied...
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[iso607]

That's a good one.

[WyomingSunrise]

Nice!

[mfranklin01]

that one never gets old