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11-29-07, 03:30 PM #1
A Man and His Harley
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said...
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said...
"Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time and finally he said...
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied...
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
11-29-07, 06:28 PM #2
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11-29-07, 08:00 PM #4
that one never gets old"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
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