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11-30-07, 09:43 PM #1
'Twas The Night Before Christmas In Jail
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the cells The convicts were locked up All madder than hell Except for the lifers Kicked back in their bunks Heads filled with visions Of fat little punks When suddenly from the roof top There arose such a roar That the bulls thought it was A riot for sure The goon squad ran in And stood ready to hit A big guard yelled out Who started this shit It came from the roof top Sniveled a snitch It must be a breakout Oh, son of a bitch They climbed to the roof By way of the stairs Found a fat little freak In red underwear No, No yelled the dude I bring you good cheer Damn said the Captain We found us a queer Alright mother fucker Get your hands on the wall They shook him down good Asshole and all They beat him and threw him Into the hole with a kick Well so much for Christmas They locked up ST. Nick.The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
12-01-07, 09:02 AM #2
12-01-07, 09:38 AM #3
"Stupid should hurt."
12-01-07, 10:11 AM #4
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
12-02-07, 03:53 AM #5
Great one!Just like the old days when I told my children I booked Santa for DUI in his sleigh.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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