Mike had a tough decision infront of him...administration told him that he had to get rid of one employee to cut back on costs. Mike narrowed it down to Jill and Jack. As he sat in his office trying to make a decision he thought to himself, whoever goes to the water fountain first will be the person I will lay off. Ten Minutes pass and Jill, hungover from the night before had to get a drink of water to get rid of her cotton mouth. Mike sees her called Jill into his office. "jill" he says,"im gonna have to lay you or Jack off"...Jill looks at him and says "well your gonna have to Jack off cause I gotta bad hangover"