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    ARIES - The Aggressive

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


    TAURUS - The Tramp

    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
    Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


    GEMINI - The Twin

    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
    Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


    CANCER - The Beauty

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirel y creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
    Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!



    LEO - The Lion

    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost a nything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.



    VIRGO - The One that Waits

    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word.. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ev er wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.



    LIBRA - The Lame One

    Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, & nbsp;not the kind of person you want to mess with.. you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.. Kinda dumb at times.



    SCORPIO - The Addict

    EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor.. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.



    SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

    Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.



    CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

    Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
    Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
    gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
    Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.



    AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

    Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
    long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized Procrast inators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.



    PISCES - The Partner for Life

    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Virgo!!!!
    VIRGO - The One that Waits

    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word.. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ev er wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! It appears whoever wrote Lazy Fed's got bad information.





    Mine on the other hand describes me pretty well I'd say.
    TAURUS - The Tramp

    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    CANCER - The Beauty

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
    Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

    Yeah..I agree with most of it

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    ARIES - The Aggressive

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
    "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"



    "All history becomes subjective; in other words there is properly no history, only biography."

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    CANCER - The Beauty

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
    Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!


    Hmm, much of that is true.




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    AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

    Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
    long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized Procrast inators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
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    Leo and that's the first time I've ever read that I'm predictable, monotonous, or laid back. Sometimes that's true, sometimes it's not. There are other leo descriptions out there that better fit me. I am passionate, loud, and not one to mess with however.

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    LIBRA - The Lame One

    Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, & nbsp;not the kind of person you want to mess with.. you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.. Kinda dumb at times.
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    LEO - The Lion

    Great talker. (Hostage Negotiator, d'uh) Attractive and passionate. (Thank you) Laid back. (Preferably just laid, but I like it when I'm on my back) Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish (N'uh UH!) A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. (Then they go to jail) Most Leos are very predictable (women and chocolate are great motivators) and tend to be monotonous (more women and chocolate). Knows how to have fun (with women and chocolate). Is really good at almost anything (so I've been told). Great kisser. Very predictable (yep, you guessed it). Outgoing. Down to earth (I've never travelled anywhere else). Addictive (see monotonous). Attractive (Thank you again). Loud (Screamers welcome). Loves being in long relationships (for at least a few hours). Talkative (No comment). Not one to mess with (without women and chocolate). Rare to find. Good when found. (Easy to find, just look for women and chocolate)
    Accurate.

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    ARIES - The Aggressive

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
    ^^^^^^

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    CANCER - The Beauty

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
    Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
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    Virgo. Though I don't believe in this crap, hah.

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    TAURUS - The Tramp Tramp? dunno about that, but the rest is pretty close ...

    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
    Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


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    I don't see the star sign for "wheaties pisser." Rude, obnoxious, mean-assed, sexy, handsome, arrogant, hand killer at house repair time, generous, indian giver, lover, hater, general nutjob, tells kids to get off his lawn.

    Soooo, where is that sign?

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    CAPRICORN - Wow, right on there.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Virgo! Not a pushover tho!
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