Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    Ender's Avatar
    Ender is offline Three Sheets...
    Supporting Member Lvl 3
    Join Date
    10-21-07
    Posts
    1,956
    Rep Power
    525387

    endangered species.....

    One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting in the woods chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle.

    "Hey mister, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offence", said the Park Ranger.

    The man was swiftly arrested, and ushered before the judge.

    In court, he pleaded innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.

    "I was so hungry" complained the defensive camper, "the Bald Eagle was the only food I could find!"

    To everyone's amazement, the judge ruled in his favor.

    In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. But I'd like to know: What did it taste like?"

    The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl."

  2. #2
    Rhino's Avatar
    Rhino is offline Meat-eater & Fire-breather
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    02-08-07
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    2,524
    Rep Power
    1750822
    LOL.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

  3. #3
    mack's Avatar
    mack is offline Officer Resource Offical Auctioneer
    Premium Lifetime Member
    Join Date
    05-25-07
    Location
    SE Indiana, I love this weather!
    Posts
    3,386
    Rep Power
    555142
    ha ha ha ha ha, Ender you just ain't right!

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

  4. #4
    armsmaster270's Avatar
    armsmaster270 is offline Ret. Sac. P.D. - 270th M.P. Co., Now with D.H.S.
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    08-11-07
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    Posts
    2,441
    Rep Power
    369095
    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    ha ha ha ha ha, Ender you just ain't right!
    +1


    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

    http://www.armsmaster.net-a.googlepages.com

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •