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12-05-07, 05:03 PM #1
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How Sleazy Are You ?
How Sleazy Are You ?
1, Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1)
2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2)
3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1)
4, Ever been Drunk ? (2)
5, Ever play drinking games ? (2)
6, Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3)
7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)
8, Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5)
9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8)
10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5)
11, Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7)
12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)
13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried)
14, Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4)
15, Ever bought soft drugs ? (4)
16, Ever sell drugs ? (8)
17, Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12)
18, Ever used barbiturates ? (8)
19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8)
20, Ever used narcotics ? (10)
21, Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? (8)
22, Ever Been on a date ? (2)
23, Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2)
24, Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6)
25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5)
26, Ever paid for sex ? (8)
27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4)
28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? (8)
29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)
30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)
31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4)
32, Ever contracted a STD? (12)
33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4)
34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? (12)
35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? (9)
36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4)
37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6)
38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4)
39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10)
40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? (8)
41, Ever used sex toys ? (6)
42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5)
43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4)
44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3)
45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3)
46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1)
47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5)
48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6)
49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20)
50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)
Scoring:
0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40: You barely make our scale.
41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass ?
Above 200: You're going straight to hell
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12-05-07, 05:11 PM #2
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12-05-07, 05:13 PM #3
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12-05-07, 05:24 PM #4
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Hey...I'm right there with you...
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12-05-07, 05:26 PM #5
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that was suppose to be on the psyco thread
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12-05-07, 06:20 PM #6
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20--A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
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12-05-07, 06:25 PM #7
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101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
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12-05-07, 06:36 PM #8
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Couldn't you have come up with an easier thread?
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12-05-07, 06:52 PM #9
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Need help counting that high? Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Couldn't you have come up with an easier thread?
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12-05-07, 07:07 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Illiy
Need help counting that high?
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
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12-05-07, 08:33 PM #12
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Hmmm.
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101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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207?
Don't get it..how in the world?
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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12-05-07, 10:11 PM #15
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126, but i lied to myself on a couple of those
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130-ish or so. I may have miscounted a little, but it's right in there. May need to borrow that calculator, armsmaster.
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12-05-07, 10:54 PM #18
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61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
Hopefully I will get to rack up some more points soon
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Originally Posted by Pudge113
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12-05-07, 11:11 PM #20
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What can I say?? Originally Posted by Buttercup
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