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    How Sleazy Are You ?

    How Sleazy Are You ?



    1, Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1)

    2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2)

    3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1)

    4, Ever been Drunk ? (2)

    5, Ever play drinking games ? (2)

    6, Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3)

    7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)

    8, Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5)

    9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8)

    10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5)

    11, Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7)

    12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)

    13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried)

    14, Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4)

    15, Ever bought soft drugs ? (4)

    16, Ever sell drugs ? (8)

    17, Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12)

    18, Ever used barbiturates ? (8)

    19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8)

    20, Ever used narcotics ? (10)

    21, Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? (8)

    22, Ever Been on a date ? (2)

    23, Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2)

    24, Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6)

    25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5)

    26, Ever paid for sex ? (8)

    27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4)

    28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? (8)

    29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)

    30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)

    31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4)

    32, Ever contracted a STD? (12)

    33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4)

    34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? (12)

    35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? (9)

    36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4)

    37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6)

    38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4)

    39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10)

    40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? (8)

    41, Ever used sex toys ? (6)

    42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5)

    43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4)

    44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3)

    45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3)

    46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1)

    47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5)

    48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6)

    49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20)

    50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)


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    0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
    21-40: You barely make our scale.
    41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
    61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
    101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
    131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
    161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass ?
    Above 200: You're going straight to hell




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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    Thanks Illiy now that I have taken the test I have found that I am a deranged mass murderer who likes to torture small insects. Now I have to find a shrink to cure me. No tellin how much thats going to cost.
    Hey...I'm right there with you...

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    that was suppose to be on the psyco thread


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    20--A life in the church is too corrupt for you.

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    101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.




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    Couldn't you have come up with an easier thread?
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Couldn't you have come up with an easier thread?
    Need help counting that high?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Need help counting that high?
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Hmmm.
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    101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
    It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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    Don't get it..how in the world?
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    126, but i lied to myself on a couple of those

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    130-ish or so. I may have miscounted a little, but it's right in there. May need to borrow that calculator, armsmaster.
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    61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    What can I say??
    "Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228

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