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    Dear Mr. Abby

    Ever Wondered what if would be like if Dear Abby was a man?

    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband wants a threesome with my bestfriend and me.

    A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that

    there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing -

    your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer

    together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved

    too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with

    your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform

    oral on him.

    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

    A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow

    to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to

    perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you.

    The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.

    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

    A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged.

    The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with

    other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress

    relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember,

    nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being

    away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!).

    Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his

    stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you

    and your best friend to perform oral on him.


    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to

    sleep never giving me one.

    A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.

    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

    A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity

    training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex

    should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests

    for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as

    much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the

    mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by

    performing oral on him.

    The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.



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    Wow, I like the Mr. Abby more now.....lol.

    I think they should replace the current abby....lol.
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