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12-11-07, 12:42 PM #1
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My Gift to You
My dear friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.
I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....
Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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12-11-07, 12:52 PM #2
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12-11-07, 01:21 PM #3
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i don't get it
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12-11-07, 01:30 PM #4
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12-11-07, 02:27 PM #5
Visualize whirled peas!!
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Funny, and yet disgusting at the same time! LMAOThe true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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12-11-07, 02:36 PM #6
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12-11-07, 03:15 PM #7
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12-11-07, 03:55 PM #8
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I guess you already have a pair?
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
i don't get itMolly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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