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Thread: My Gift to You
12-11-07, 01:42 PM #1
My Gift to You
My dear friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.
I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....
Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.
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12-11-07, 01:52 PM #2
12-11-07, 02:21 PM #3
i don't get itDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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12-11-07, 02:30 PM #4
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
12-11-07, 03:27 PM #5
Funny, and yet disgusting at the same time! LMAOThe true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
12-11-07, 03:36 PM #6Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]
12-11-07, 04:15 PM #7\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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12-11-07, 04:55 PM #8
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