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    Took dad to the mall!

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
    orange, and blue.
    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
    staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
    'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
    in your life? '

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
    that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
    would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
    in his response.

    'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
    I was just wondering if you were my son.'
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

    " A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."


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    That reminds me of something my old man would have said.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Haha! I choked on my food, LOL
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

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