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    'Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santa's Pissed

    Twas the night before Christmas
    old Santa was pissed,
    He cussd out the elves
    and threw down his list.

    Miserable little brats,
    Ungrateful little jerks.
    I have a good mind,
    To scrap the whole works.

    I've busted my ass
    for damn near a year
    Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..

    The old lady bitches
    cause I work late at night
    the elves want more money
    And the reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk
    and goosed all the maids.
    Donner is Pregnant
    Vixon has AIDS

    And just when I thought
    That things would get better,
    The IRS,
    They sent me a letter.

    They say I owe taxes,
    If that aint damn funny..
    Who the hell ever
    Sent Santa any money?

    And the kids these days,
    They all are the pits.
    They want the impossible,
    Those mean little shits.

    I spent a whole year
    Making wagons and sleds
    with no request for them
    They want computers and Robots,
    They think I am IBM

    If you think that is bad
    Picture this..
    Try holding those brats
    with their pants full of piss.

    They pull on my nose,
    They grab at my beard
    And if I don't smile,
    The parents think I'm weird

    Flying through the air,
    Dodging the trees.
    Falling down chimneys
    And skinning my knees.

    I quit this job,
    There is just no enjoyment
    I'm going to sit on my fat ass
    And collect unemployment

    There is NO Christmas this year
    Now you know the reason
    I found me a blonde
    and heading SOUTH for the season....
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    haha....very nice!

 

 

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