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12-15-07, 03:14 PM #1
COP - V - LAWYER
LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a
better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops
Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration,
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence
and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,
'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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12-15-07, 03:17 PM #2
I hear that happens a lot in Texas too.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
12-15-07, 03:24 PM #3
I thought lawyers were called barristers in Britain.
12-15-07, 03:26 PM #4
bARRISTERS ARE ONE ABOVE LAWYERS, BUT ALL ARE CALLED SHARKS!the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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12-15-07, 03:27 PM #5GrasshopperVerified LEO
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I have heard the sothern version of that, but the rule applies to all.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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