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    Ken K is offline Banned
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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
    York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
    Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    description of how the store operates. You may visit
    the store ONLY ONCE !


    There are six floors and the attributes of the men
    increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
    however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
    particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
    building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
    find a husband . .


    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
    kids.


    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, and are extremely good looking.


    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
    housework.


    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
    floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
    your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
    day!

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    mxwelch is offline Kalashnikitty
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    BWHAHAHAH!!! True oh so true...
    Rep to you Ken.

 

 

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