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12-17-07, 10:44 AM #1
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ATTN: GOZZY!!!!!!!
A blonde walks into the drycleaners and asks if her blouse is ready.
Cleaner says, "come again?"
Blonde replies: "no, it's mustard this time!"Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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12-17-07, 10:46 AM #2
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12-17-07, 11:17 AM #3
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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you are a stinkerlol
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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12-17-07, 12:19 PM #4
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awesome
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12-17-07, 12:57 PM #5
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That was awesome.
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12-17-07, 01:02 PM #6
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Good one RSA!
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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12-17-07, 01:06 PM #7
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Originally Posted by gozling
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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12-17-07, 01:45 PM #8
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thats hysterical!
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12-17-07, 01:46 PM #9
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Thats some funny shit right there!
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12-17-07, 02:00 PM #10
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Hahahaha... nice!
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12-17-07, 07:10 PM #11
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Hey Goz, was it spicy or regular mustard?
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12-17-07, 07:15 PM #12
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Thats hilarious!!
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12-18-07, 03:08 AM #13
Just another squirrel looking for a NUT
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goz is moving to hawaii, so it has to be poi...
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
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There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
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