A middle-aged man, obsessed with women's breasts, asked a psychologist for help.

"Let's begin with word association," said the doctor. "I'll say a word and you say the first thing that pops into your mind."

"Okay," said the man.

Psychologist: "Melons."

Man: "Breasts."

Psychologist: "Apples."

Man: "Breasts."

Psychologist: "Oranges."

Man: "Breasts."

This was a deep problem, thought the psychologist, but he continued.

"Windshield wipers."


"Whoa!" said the psychologist. "Melons, sure. Apples and oranges, maybe. But windshield wipers? What's the connection there?" he asked.

"Easy, doc," said the man. "There's one on the left and one on the right!"