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    Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

    Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

    1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

    2. Even small ones give satisfaction. (I guess Beans can attest to that)

    3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

    4. It looks good - even with the lights on.

    5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

    6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

    7. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its sell-by date.

    8. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    That is cute!
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
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