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    Christmas Cards for the mentally Ill

    CHRISTMAS CAROLS for the Mentally Ill

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


    * 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Cl aus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cross240 View Post

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


    hysterical!

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    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cross240 View Post
    CHRISTMAS CAROLS for the Mentally Ill

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


    * 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Cl aus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,


    I am most like #2.....er, I mean I really like #2.

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    I fit in with #'s 9 and 10!


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