vacation to Jerusalem
A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were
there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told him, "You can have her
shipped home for $5,000, or You can bury her here in the Holy Land for
$150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend
$5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be
buried there and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."