A friend sent me this and I cracked up:

> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are
> all working together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. I will give each of
> you one wish, which is three wishes in
> total", says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I
> want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
> forever fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan
> , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come in our precious land."
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
> huge wall around those countries.
>
> The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
> this wall."
>
> The G enie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet
> thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
> out; it's virtually impenetrable."
>
> The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it
> with water."