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    Sending the wife to the Home Depot

    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a
    new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

    At Home Depot , Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet
    while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish
    waiting on a customer.

    When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for that
    faucet?"

    Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."

    "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary
    exclaimed..Then she proceeded to describe the hinge
    that Charlie had sent her to buy and Walt went to the
    back room to find it.

    From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw
    for that hinge?"

    Mary replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."

    This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot

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    A-men!

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    I wonder how many people turned in manager applications to The Home Depot after reading this joke?!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    LOL.. that's a good one.

 

 

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