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    Fred

    A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats
    in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and
    noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but
    you're only allowed one seat."

    The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
    more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm
    going to have to call the manager."

    Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched
    briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with
    the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
    move the cowboy, but with no success.

    Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed
    the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

    "Fred," the cowboy moaned.

    "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.

    With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied,

    "...the balcony..."

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