Nun in hooters

**Cross240** · 01-03-08, 02:03 AM

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The
> place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while
> the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would
> erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead
> silent.
>
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
> naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
>
> "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
>
> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few
> minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give
> the nun a loud round of applause.
>
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they
> applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
>
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a
> drink?"
>
> "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
>
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that
> statue, the lights go out."

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