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    Nun in hooters

    A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The
    > place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while
    > the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would
    > erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead
    > silent.
    >
    > She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
    > The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
    > naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
    >
    > "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
    >
    > So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few
    > minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give
    > the nun a loud round of applause.
    >
    > She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they
    > applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
    >
    > "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a
    > drink?"
    >
    > "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
    >
    > "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that
    > statue, the lights go out."
    >
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    Lol...that was a good one

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    Hilarious...

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    hehehe bring on the leaf
    FIGHT ON!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    hehehe bring on the leaf
    Now now, I think you need to stay focused. Don't you have a new semester coming up?

    Besides if a fig leaf covers it, you're not missing much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Besides if a fig leaf covers it, you're not missing much.
    Well said!

    Funny joke!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    hehehe bring on the leaf
    I am not even going to comment
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    I guess she turned over a new leaf!

 

 

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