Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Husband Store

  1. #1
    lynnz05's Avatar
    lynnz05 is offline Corporal
    Join Date
    01-02-06
    Posts
    707
    Rep Power
    252687

    Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item fro m a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.


    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.


    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

  2. #2
    Big Al's Avatar
    Big Al is offline There is no place like home....
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    05-09-06
    Location
    over here
    Posts
    2,473
    Rep Power
    1632687
    Good one!!
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

  3. #3
    iso607's Avatar
    iso607 is offline Sergeant
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    04-06-07
    Location
    Louisiana
    Posts
    2,083
    Rep Power
    693089

  4. #4
    Hannah87's Avatar
    Hannah87 is offline Giggidy... Giggidy..
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    07-26-07
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    843
    Rep Power
    111413
    ha!
    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

    12/12/44- 2/26/09

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •