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    Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

    Subject: ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, A REPUBLICAN, OR A SOUTHERNER?



    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    The answer can be found by posing the following
    question:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
    two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
    cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
    reaches you and your family. What do you do?


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    THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN


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    DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him
    to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
    knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway?
    What kind of message does this send to society and to my
    children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
    get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make
    this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing!
    I need to debate this with some friends for few days and
    try to come to a consensus.




    REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:
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    BANG!



    SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:

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    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click.....
    (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Seen it before but dead terrorists are always funny.

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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him
    to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
    knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway?
    What kind of message does this send to society and to my
    children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
    get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make
    this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing!
    I need to debate this with some friends for few days and
    try to come to a consensus.
    This is why I don't have a gun.

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    Jenna: This is why I have numerous guns!

    Think about it child! If you are armed, the only way anyone can deal with you is through conversing with you to persuade you to see their point. They can't threaten you or coerce you are force you to do anything you don't want to.

    Col. Colt once said that God made man....but Col. Colt had made them equal. It is a bit dated and hokie but in a very real sense....it is true.

    If you never even have to touch the weapon at any time in your life, you have given yourself the gift of true freedom from fear and violence.

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    A gun only works if one is willing and able to use it; if I had one I'd take so long thinking about whether to use it that the terrorist would take it from me and use it on me and a bunch of other people as well. And then people will post jokes about me on LEF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    A gun only works if one is willing and able to use it; if I had one I'd take so long thinking about whether to use it that the terrorist would take it from me and use it on me and a bunch of other people as well. And then people will post jokes about me on LEF.
    Ah Jenna, ya got to think. As a Southerner, I've learned that Liberals don't think. They take polls and talk to focus groups before they act. Usually it takes days to get a consenus; by that time, you've been robbed, raped and left alone to call 911 and bitch to the police why they didn't do something.

    As a Southerner, we call 911 and tell the police to come pick-up the pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    ... As a Southerner, we call 911 and tell the police to come pick-up the pieces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    As a Southerner, we call 911 and tell the police to come pick-up the pieces.
    Just so y'all don't pat yourselves on the back too much over what latitude you reside at...

    There are a few of us up north that operate the same way
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    A gun only works if one is willing and able to use it; if I had one I'd take so long thinking about whether to use it that the terrorist would take it from me and use it on me and a bunch of other people as well. And then people will post jokes about me on LEF.

    In that case, Child, you were born to be a victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Just so y'all don't pat yourselves on the back too much over what latitude you reside at...

    There are a few of us up north that operate the same way

    You are a Southerner to some degree - Washingtin IS south of Canada, right???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    You are a Southerner to some degree - Washingtin IS south of Canada, right???


    Well, and I have *been* to the South.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Just so y'all don't pat yourselves on the back too much over what latitude you reside at...

    There are a few of us up north that operate the same way
    Diddo! Nice call, McLean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    In that case, Child, you were born to be a victim.

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    I agree with that sentiment as hurtful as it may be to some. In this day, especially if one is entrusted with protecting a child, it is irresponsible to not have a plan of defence. IMHO.
    Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

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