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    Norm orders a drink

    After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail
    lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, yo sure
    are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade yo to give me a piece of ass?"

    Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the
    girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not?
    You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why
    don't we just slip away up to my room?

    When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
    same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?

    Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure'preciate what
    y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but
    where ah come from in Georgia, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah
    still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

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    Exactly.

 

 

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