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02-12-06, 05:01 PM #1kateykakes Guest
Rodeo Sex
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one,"said the other cowboy.
"What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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02-13-06, 12:13 AM #2MountainCop Guest
Oh, that's funny!
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02-13-06, 08:12 AM #3
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May be funny MountainCop, but its not a good idea!
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02-13-06, 08:18 AM #4FishTail GuestAnd that, ladies and gents, is the voice of experience
Originally Posted by Terminator
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02-13-06, 08:41 AM #5MountainCop GuestGood answer Originally Posted by LongTail
And that, ladies and gents, is the voice of experience
My first thought on a reply was 'Hey, no shit, Term???;
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02-13-06, 09:11 AM #6
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Hey, when you got it, you got it!!!
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02-13-06, 09:16 AM #7MountainCop Guest
Very true
As for MY sister-in-law: nice person, but that's it!
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02-13-06, 10:04 PM #8
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Would be worse if the guy substituted Mother for sister.
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02-17-06, 02:01 PM #9
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Then the wife says, "I only have a brother!?" ::gag::
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02-22-06, 04:25 PM #10
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LOL! That's a funny one Kate!
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It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
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Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
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