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    Rodeo Sex

    Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

    "I don't think I have ever heard of that one,"said the other cowboy.

    "What is it?"

    "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

    Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

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    MountainCop Guest
    Oh, that's funny!

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    May be funny MountainCop, but its not a good idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    May be funny MountainCop, but its not a good idea!
    And that, ladies and gents, is the voice of experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    And that, ladies and gents, is the voice of experience
    Good answer My first thought on a reply was 'Hey, no shit, Term???;

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    Hey, when you got it, you got it!!!

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    Very true

    As for MY sister-in-law: nice person, but that's it!

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    Would be worse if the guy substituted Mother for sister.
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    Then the wife says, "I only have a brother!?" ::gag::

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    LOL! That's a funny one Kate!
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    It enriches those who receive it,
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    It takes but a moment, but the memory
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
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    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
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    It brings rest to the weary,
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    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
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