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Thread: Rodeo Sex
02-12-06, 05:01 PM #1kateykakes Guest
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one,"said the other cowboy.
"What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
02-13-06, 12:13 AM #2MountainCop Guest
Oh, that's funny!
02-13-06, 08:12 AM #3
May be funny MountainCop, but its not a good idea!
02-13-06, 08:18 AM #4FishTail GuestOriginally Posted by Terminator
02-13-06, 08:41 AM #5MountainCop GuestOriginally Posted by LongTail
02-13-06, 09:11 AM #6
Hey, when you got it, you got it!!!
02-13-06, 09:16 AM #7MountainCop Guest
As for MY sister-in-law: nice person, but that's it!
02-13-06, 10:04 PM #8
Would be worse if the guy substituted Mother for sister.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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02-17-06, 02:01 PM #9
Then the wife says, "I only have a brother!?" ::gag::
02-22-06, 04:25 PM #10
LOL! That's a funny one Kate!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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