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    Talking Kidnapping

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
    Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
    Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
    We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon."

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    HELL YES, they need to put Cheney and Bush in there as well.
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    Originally Posted by Chris2001
    HELL YES, they need to put Cheney and Bush in there as well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator

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    I agree with Chris on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    HELL YES, they need to put Cheney and Bush in there as well.

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    Hey Beans, you from St. Louis, Mo or just using the Arch symbolas backdrop? I am from St Louis and still living there. Take care and Be safe...

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    I say Chris and bean should be thrown in there instead
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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