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02-12-06, 05:36 PM #1kateykakes Guest
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon."
02-12-06, 06:04 PM #2
HELL YES, they need to put Cheney and Bush in there as well.Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS only.
02-12-06, 06:08 PM #3Originally Posted by Chris2001
HELL YES, they need to put Cheney and Bush in there as well.
02-12-06, 07:11 PM #4Originally Posted by Terminator
02-12-06, 07:12 PM #5
I agree with Chris on that one.The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
02-12-06, 09:16 PM #6Bearcat06 GuestOriginally Posted by chris2001
02-12-06, 09:54 PM #7Banned
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02-12-06, 11:07 PM #8
I say Chris and bean should be thrown in there insteadHe who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
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