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    How do you eat your OREO?

    I'm a 5






    Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

    1. The whole thing all at once.
    2. One bite at a time
    3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the
    results of each bite afterwards.
    4. In little feverous nibbles.
    5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
    6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the
    cookie.
    8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
    10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't
    like Oreos.







    Your Personality:

    1. The whole thing:
    This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.







    2. One bite at a time:
    You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.







    3. Slow and Methodical:
    You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.








    4. Feverous Nibbles:
    Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.







    5. Dunked:
    Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.







    6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
    You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.







    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
    You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.








    8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
    You enjoy pain.







    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
    Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.







    10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
    You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a priss.


    FIGHT ON!


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    I am a 1 and a 6.
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    omg,,I am 10,,I don't like oreos, I am very picky about what I buy, so not from a rich family though, but everything else is right, I am a hidden priss though, you wouldn't know it by looking at me.
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    I'm a 1, a 6 sometimes.
    HAHAHA... I like the end of 1...
    FIGHT ON!


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    #6 here

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    #6

    Partially true.
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    I a total 1. I put the whole cookie in my mouth then suck in some milk to make to mushy then swallow.............ooops

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    8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
    You enjoy pain.


    Just because I don't enjoy frosting means I enjoy pain?

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    I'm sort of a 6. I separate the Oreo, eat the plain cookie and then eat the other half.




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    Ive done them all. I dont much care for them, but I do get a craving every now and then.
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    1......and I am good with kids.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I'm sort of a 6. I separate the Oreo, eat the plain cookie and then eat the other half.
    Same here, except I eat two plain cookies and sandwich the two cream sides together for a home-made double stuff.
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    Wow am I the only 4 :nodiea:


    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Wow am I the only 4 :nodiea:


    Yep..so far you are the only one....

    ritalin??? valium???
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    I'm gonna have to go with # 1 although i'm alittle bit of each one..depending on my mood
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