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01-10-08, 06:13 PM #1
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Divorce VS Murder
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
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01-10-08, 06:14 PM #2
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01-10-08, 06:16 PM #3
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now thats funny I dont care who you are
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01-10-08, 06:22 PM #4
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01-10-08, 07:14 PM #5
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Ha ha ha ha good one
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01-10-08, 07:18 PM #6
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Heheheheh, now that was good
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01-10-08, 08:19 PM #7
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lolololol
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Murder is so much cheaper than divorce, especially uncontested murder...
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01-10-08, 08:47 PM #9
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Marriage is the leading cause of divorce ya know.....
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
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