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    Cool AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a ;few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
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    Illy I got this yesterday in an email and it is great. Mine also had the daily thought at the bottom that said to remember that stupid people are like slinkys not good for anything but will make you smile when someone pushes them down an set of stairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlaw View Post
    Illy I got this yesterday in an email and it is great. Mine also had the daily thought at the bottom that said to remember that stupid people are like slinkys not good for anything but will make you smile when someone pushes them down an set of stairs.
    HAHA! Nice!
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    AMAZING REMEDIES

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with ladies about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 

 

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